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Automation. Clipping. Dynamic workflows.

Chinchilla Marketing is a marketing agency that turns feeds into finished content. We build always-on pipelines that watch a source, clip the moment, compose on-brand video, and publish everywhere — hands-free, 24/7.

chinchilla — pipeline:traffic-alerts
$ chinchilla deploy --watch --clip --publish
✔ watch 511GA events .............. listening
✔ match nearby camera ........... found
✔ clip 15s HLS feed ............ ffmpeg ok
✔ compose 9:16 vertical .......... done
✔ publish FB · IG · Telegram ...... live
// zero-touch · deduped · on-brand · every 2 min
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▶ New build: Chinchilla Trace — turn any clip into a signature motion edit · $5 agent pack →
28+
client sites deployed
3
platforms per post (FB · IG · TG)
15s
clip turnaround, on loop
24/7
always-on pipelines

New — builds & packs from $2.

Downloadable .md guides for AI agents: lyrics captions, vibes waves, mirage blends, and the 8-pack caption library. Pay once, remix forever.

See the builds →
capabilities

Pipelines we already run.

Every one of these is production code in our stack — not a pitch deck. We productize the same engines for clients.

01 / feed-alerts

Real-time alert automation

We watch live event feeds (traffic, news, weather) and turn each trigger into a finished post in under two minutes — filtered, deduped, and published without a human in the loop.

511GAMapboxHLS24/7
02 / clipping

Smart video clipping

From any source — live streams, dashcam channels, YouTube — we clip the exact moment, then stack it into compilations with captions, watermarks, and call-outs.

ffmpegyt-dlpTelethon9:16
03 / music-drops

Music & beat-drop pipelines

We watch channels for new tracks, pull the audio, render 15-second grid and circle-crop beat videos, and push them to every account the moment they drop.

gridscircle-cropcover art
04 / scheduler

Calendar-driven publishing

You set the calendar; we post. Multi-page, multi-platform schedules driven straight from your calendar export, with generated creative and one-shot dedup.

Proton Calendar.icsFB + IG
05 / ai-desk

AI chat & lead capture

Browser-native front desks with OCR document intake, voice memos, and a tone-matched AI assistant that captures leads and hands them to your team on Telegram.

DeepSeekTesseract OCRTelegram bridge
06 / mini-apps

Custom Telegram mini-apps

Mini apps and players that live inside Telegram — link-to-MP3 conversion, album-art players, karaoke lyrics, and branded media experiences for your audience.

Mini Appyt-dlpElevenLabs
07 / infra

Managed web infrastructure

Generated sites, DNS, tunnels, and delivery — we stand up and operate the whole stack so your content always loads, everywhere, fast.

Cloudflare TunnelCaddystatic sites
08 / commerce

AI ordering & checkout

Conversational ordering apps wired to real payments and inventory — customers describe what they need, the app closes the sale.

OpenAISquareFlask
dynamic workflows

One loop, every product.

Every pipeline is the same five-step engine, tuned per client. It never sleeps, it never double-posts, and it stays on-brand.

→
01 WATCH
listen to sources
feeds, channels, calendars
→
02 CLIP
grab the moment
ffmpeg, yt-dlp, HLS
→
03 COMPOSE
render on-brand
9:16, captions, maps
→
04 PUBLISH
every account
FB · IG · Telegram
05 MEASURE
dedup & retry
state, logs, retries
capitalization opportunities

What we can productize for you.

An audit of our own workspace surfaced these ready-to-sell offerings. Each is a running pipeline we can white-label for your brand or vertical.

01

Incident & news alert channels

Turn a live data feed into a branded alert channel — auto-clipped video, maps, and captions published to socials the moment something happens.

→ running for Atlanta traffic
02

Clip & compilation studio

Repurpose long footage into scroll-stopping 15s clips and 3-in-1 compilations, ready for Reels and Shorts with rotating captions.

→ dashcam + beat compilations live
03

Music marketing drop automation

Watch for new releases and auto-generate grid/circle-crop promos the moment they drop — perfect for labels, playlists, and producers.

→ @xchinchillababe pipeline
04

Calendar-to-content publishing

Clients keep a calendar; we fill every slot with generated creative across dozens of pages and accounts, hands-free.

→ 28 tire-shop sites scheduled
05

AI front-desk & lead capture

Chat-led intake with OCR, voice, and AI that qualifies leads and routes them to a live Telegram thread — for law firms, insurance, and shops.

→ icrashed.today live
06

Branded mini-apps

Give audiences a native-feeling player, store, or tool inside Telegram — with media conversion, lyrics, and brand theming.

→ chinchilla mp3 mini app
builds & packs

Buy a build. Get the recipe.

Deterministic video builds and agent packs, packaged as downloadable .md guides written for AI agents — each with a live sample or a full prompt library, plus a side-by-side comparison. Video builds $5, caption packs $2 each. Pay once, remix forever.

build 00 / forward

Forward recap build

Type a category or a phrase — an agent grasps the trending story at its centre, tiers the clips and cuts a recap + mermaid brief, live.

trend agenttiered sourcinglive demo
$5 one-time View build →
build 01 / lyrics

Lyrics caption build

10-second karaoke loops — ElevenLabs Scribe captions render as giant, beat-synced background text over spinning halftones.

ElevenLabs Scribeblend overlays10s loop
$5 one-time View build →
build 02 / vibes

Vibes wave build

Bass-throbbing halftone lattice — mirage coin wave × twinkles, the grid pulses with the low end of the track.

bass vibrationhalftone lattice10s loop
$5 one-time View build →
build 03 / mirage

Mirage blend build

Spinning-coin halftones blended with soft-light / multiply / overlay, subject cutout + drop shadow on top. Seamless 3s loop.

soft-lightmultiplyoverlay
$5 one-time View build →
build 04 / trace

Chinchilla trace build

One clip becomes a layered statement — a subject traced along any shape, leaving frozen copies of herself while a field of icons drifts with her path.

any pathpaused-pose trailagent playbook
$5 one-time View build →
build 05 / map

Personal map build

An open-source Leaflet app you own — your own GeoJSON renders as pins and an animated route, with a self-drawn offline grid and a deterministic preview recorder.

Leafletyour GeoJSONoffline-ready
free unlock View build →
pack 01 / hip-hop

Hip-Hop caption pack

Four-beat caption system for hip-hop and culture clip pages — reads on-screen text (OCR), lowercase, contractions, react / ask / engage / tags.

4-beat structureon-screen OCR$2
$2 one-time View pack →
pack 02 / clips

Live-Clip caption pack

Evidence-grounded captions for streamer and live-clip pages — concrete details, no contractions, under 220 characters.

evidence-grounded<220 chars$2
$2 one-time View pack →
pack 03 / comedy

Comedy Reel caption pack

Short, funny captions for compilation and meme reels — one line that ties the clips, 2-4 hashtags, vision-optional.

one-linervision variant$2
$2 one-time View pack →
pack 04 / fandom

Fandom caption pack

Per-subject voice for fan pages, plus a facts-only promo mode that never invents a date, city, price, or link.

per-subject voicefacts-only promo$2
$2 one-time View pack →
pack 05 / fitness

Fitness caption pack

Workout captions with real coaching clauses, one creator shoutout, and no invented rep schemes.

coaching clausescreator credit$2
$2 one-time View pack →
pack 06 / local

Local Business caption pack

Bilingual image captions for local shops, plus same-language comment replies in strict JSON.

bilingualcomment replies$2
$2 one-time View pack →
pack 07 / alerts

Alert caption pack

Deterministic bilingual traffic, weather, and dashcam templates — fields pass straight through, zero hallucination.

no-modelbilingual$2
$2 one-time View pack →
pack 08 / ad copy

Ad Copy caption pack

Paid-social ad copy — a clear headline, specific proof, one CTA. No hype, no fake urgency, no invented reviews.

direct-responseno hype$2
$2 one-time View pack →
stack

What's under the hood.

Facebook
Instagram
Telegram
FFmpeg
yt-dlp
Mapbox
OpenAI
DeepSeek
Square
ElevenLabs
Tesseract OCR
Cloudflare
Caddy
Python

Put your marketing on autopilot.

Tell us the feed, the brand, and the platforms. We'll build the pipeline that watches, clips, composes, and publishes — so your team can stop doing it by hand.